27 Aug 2005 21:19:28
Lee Bell
More results of California's liberal practices.

USA Today, August 23, 2005

California Cities Dominate Insurer's List for Auto Theft

California is the nation's stolen car capital, according to an insurance
industry report to be released today (on the 23rd).
Top 10 Hot Spots
Modesto California
Stockton-Lodi California
Las Vegas, Nevada
Phoenix-Mesa, Arizona
Sacramento, California
Oakland, California
Visalia-Tulare-Porterville, California
San Diego, California
Fresno, California
Seattle-Bellevue-Everett, Washington


When Osama bin Laden died, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George
Washington, who slapped him cross the face and yelled, "How dare you try to
destroy the nation I helped conceive!" Patrick Henry approached, punched him
in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!" Thomas Jefferson
was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you
who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence." The beatings and
thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early
Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader. As Osama lay
bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept and said, "This is
not what you promised me."The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72
Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"