22 Oct 2005 08:55:40
David Male
Melbourne

Ahh Melbourne, a city full of life...



A TOP-LEVEL investigation will examine how the body of an elderly
Melbourne man could lie unnoticed in a car for nine days.
Hundreds of people walked past and a parking officer stuck a ticket on
his windscreen.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16994653-1243,00.html


22 Oct 2005 10:11:49
Will S
Re: Melbourne


"David Male" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:[email protected]
> Ahh Melbourne, a city full of life...
>
>
>
> A TOP-LEVEL investigation will examine how the body of an elderly
> Melbourne man could lie unnoticed in a car for nine days.
> Hundreds of people walked past and a parking officer stuck a ticket on
> his windscreen.
>
> http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16994653-1243,00.html


the car had a Queensland number plate so who cares




22 Oct 2005 11:12:49
Cato
Re: Melbourne

David Male <[email protected] > wrote:

> Ahh Melbourne, a city full of life...
>
>
>
> A TOP-LEVEL investigation will examine how the body of an elderly
> Melbourne man could lie unnoticed in a car for nine days.
> Hundreds of people walked past and a parking officer stuck a ticket on
> his windscreen.
>
> http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16994653-1243,00.html

How can you tell if somebody is dead in Melbourne?


22 Oct 2005 15:00:26
Will S
Re: Melbourne


"Cato" <[email protected] > wrote in message
news:1h4tyr1.116gypb4x4a0uN%[email protected]
> David Male <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Ahh Melbourne, a city full of life...
>>
>>
>>
>> A TOP-LEVEL investigation will examine how the body of an elderly
>> Melbourne man could lie unnoticed in a car for nine days.
>> Hundreds of people walked past and a parking officer stuck a ticket on
>> his windscreen.
>>
>> http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16994653-1243,00.html
>
> How can you tell if somebody is dead in Melbourne?


they dont smell as bad ? oops sorry, thats the test in Brisbane




22 Oct 2005 15:28:36
alvey
Re: Melbourne

On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:12:49 +1000, Cato wrote:

snip
>
> How can you tell if somebody is dead in Melbourne?

I give up. How?



alvey
in Briz, quoting a modern classic.
Niles Crane to Frasier after observing a fawning Frasier.
"So, was there any sign of polyps?"


22 Oct 2005 22:58:20
Cato
Re: Melbourne

alvey <[email protected] > wrote:

> On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 11:12:49 +1000, Cato wrote:
>
> snip
> >
> > How can you tell if somebody is dead in Melbourne?
>
> I give up. How?

Dunno, i was asking
>
>
>
> alvey
> in Briz, quoting a modern classic.
> Niles Crane to Frasier after observing a fawning Frasier.
> "So, was there any sign of polyps?"


23 Oct 2005 07:45:29
alvey
Re: Melbourne

On Sat, 22 Oct 2005 22:58:20 +1000, Cato wrote:


>>>
>>> How can you tell if somebody is dead in Melbourne?
>>
>> I give up. How?
>
> Dunno, i was asking

Somebody somewhere must know.




alvey


23 Oct 2005 10:50:52
David Male
Re: Melbourne

On Sun, 23 Oct 2005 07:45:29 +1000, alvey <[email protected] > wrote:

>Somebody somewhere must know.

Nylon seems not to be biting...



23 Oct 2005 23:14:40
Colin Kynoch
Re: Melbourne

On Sun, 23 Oct 2005 10:50:52 +1000, David Male <[email protected] >after
much thought and consideration decided that the following would
improve the lives of those that read it:

>On Sun, 23 Oct 2005 07:45:29 +1000, alvey <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>>Somebody somewhere must know.
>
>Nylon seems not to be biting...

At such putrid bait?

Colin Kynoch



24 Oct 2005 14:57:48
David Average Male
Re: Melbourne

On Sun, 23 Oct 2005 23:14:40 GMT, Colin Kynoch <[email protected] >
wrote:

>At such putrid bait?
>
>Colin Kynoch

Worth a try...



24 Oct 2005 07:21:02
Colin Kynoch
Re: Melbourne

On Mon, 24 Oct 2005 14:57:48 +1000, David Average Male
<[email protected] >after much thought and consideration decided that the
following would improve the lives of those that read it:

>On Sun, 23 Oct 2005 23:14:40 GMT, Colin Kynoch <[email protected]>
>wrote:
>
>>At such putrid bait?
>>
>>Colin Kynoch
>
>Worth a try...

Maybe if I was from NSW

;-)

Or even easier, Queensland.

;-))

Colin Kynoch