29 Jun 2007 10:45:39
wind.sh@dow
OT: My New Pet

I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I
had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted
to buy an unusual pet.

After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a
little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found
a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new
pet to the pub to have a drink.

So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The
Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" . But there was no answer.

This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?".

But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I
waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.

I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
like to go to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"
A little voice came out of the box:

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f****ng shoes on."


29 Jun 2007 19:16:06
marc rosen
Re: OT: My New Pet

On Jun 29, 11:45 am, "wind.sh@dow" <just lurking > wrote:
> I was feeling a bit lonely so I decided life would be more fun if I
> had a pet. So, I went to the pet shop and told the owner that I wanted
> to buy an unusual pet.
>
> After some discussion, I finally bought a Centipede which came in a
> little white box to use for his house. I took the box back home, found
> a good location for it, and decided I would start off by taking my new
> pet to the pub to have a drink.
>
> So, I asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go down The
> Queen's Head Pub with me and have a beer?" . But there was no answer.
>
> This bothered me a bit, but I waited a few minutes and then asked him
> again, "How about going to the pub for a drink?".
>
> But again, there was no answer from my new friend and pet. So, I
> waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
>
> I decided to ask him one more time; this time putting my face up
> against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you
> like to go to The Queen's Head Pub and have a drink with me?"
> A little voice came out of the box:
>
> "I heard you the first time! I'm putting my f****ng shoes on."

And just what is the legal drinking age for centipedes in your state?



29 Jun 2007 21:26:40
wind.sh@dow
Re: OT: My New Pet

On Fri, 29 Jun 2007 19:16:06 -0700, marc rosen <duckbite@qis.net >
wrote:

>And just what is the legal drinking age for centipedes in your state?

It's 18, but I hear many of them have a fake I.D.