28 Jul 2006 12:15:29
Evil Sideshow Bob, RSPW Dilett
Top Ten Signs That You Hired the Wrong Kid to Mow Your Lawn

10.He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag.

9. On the side of his mower you notice the stenciled silhouettes of
thirteen cats

8. Stops frequently to nap inside the grass-catcher.

7. Always trying to impress you by stopping the mower blades with his
head.

6. You notice him shoving the last of his clothes into the mulcher.

5. He's fascinated by the details of you home security system.

4. Stops every couple of minutes to smoke some clippings.

3. Somehow manages to mow the hood ornament off your Lexus.

2. Turns a goat loose and says he'll be back in three weeks.

1. No toes.





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01 Aug 2006 17:46:27
Squad
Re: Top Ten Signs That You Hired the Wrong Kid to Mow Your Lawn


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11. Pan is his boss.