15 Sep 2005 16:35:53
chuck
Snuff's new Last Will and Testament

New Living Will Form

I, ___Jimmy Smith_______________________, being of sound mind
and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by
artificial means. Under no circumstances should my
fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians
who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to
sit up and ask for

(please initial all that apply)

_________ a martini,

_________ a margarita,

_________ a beer,

_________ a steak,

_________ the remote control,

_________ a bowl of ice cream,

_________ a Kahlua on the rocks,

_________ sex,




_________chocolate

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.
When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct
my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the
plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature
enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery.
It is my wish that these boneheads mind their own damn
business, and pay attention instead to the future of the
millions of Americans who aren't in a permanent coma.

I further wish that my estate be sold to assist in my repayment of the
Viet Nam War Debt, that I helped to create by loosing the war.

Signature:___________________________

Date: ___________________________

Witness: __________________________



15 Sep 2005 20:39:09
peanut4040
Re: Snuff's new Last Will and Testament


chuck wrote:
> New Living Will Form
>
> I, ___Jimmy Smith_______________________, being of sound mind
> and body,

Giggles,,, yew lost me on this one.

W H O in skydiving do you think can fit this description?

oh yeah,, i forgot,,, peanut does humble bow



15 Sep 2005 23:04:34
chuck
Re: Snuff's new Last Will and Testament

You got me there Nut, but what the heck, I'm sure that someone will
come forward and claim to be:)



16 Sep 2005 07:35:46
peanut4040
Re: Snuff's new Last Will and Testament


chuck wrote:
> You got me there Nut, but what the heck, I'm sure that someone will
> come forward and claim to be:)

Hows things in Texas? I"ve got a brother in law stationed out there.
He's one of dem chicken kinda soldiers. They gave him a choice of Iraq
or Texas, he took Texas. Chuckles,,, However, I believe they got him
in the long run, case he just came up on orders for Gitmo, Cuba. Being
Navy?, I thought you said you were once.-- did you ever travel through
there?



16 Sep 2005 19:55:16
chuck
Re: Snuff's new Last Will and Testament

Being related to your Pappy has caused you some memory loss Nutman. I
aint Navy and don't have the Pinocchio syndrome. Aint got no business
there (Gitmo), the good Chuck just passes out bibles and such.



19 Sep 2005 20:22:07
peanut4040
Re: Snuff's new Last Will and Testament


chuck wrote:
> Being related to your Pappy has caused you some memory loss Nutman. I
> aint Navy and don't have the Pinocchio syndrome. Aint got no business
> there (Gitmo), the good Chuck just passes out bibles and such.

ahh fuck my memory,, I've been here 8 years. Crashed and burned my last
canpy swwop on the last ride to get on the ground to avoid some
rookieis. memory is so short. .. embarasshed,,shamed-- but I'm
buying a new TRI (big boy rig) by next season. I WILL not QUIT-- I'm
here for LIFE.

WELL honesty n the long run policy --has ALWAYS proved the best policy.
HOWEVER,, some lies, white lies,, mixed with pure bullshit,, has
always proved teh best policy SOME times also.. in respect to pappy.

I'm a human being. I like to read the fantasy.. I like to read teh
truth,, I like to try and figure out the truth, from the lies that
people tell. From everyone here, I can tell what the truth is. Let
that sink in. --- I can get the truth here. I can't get the truth
over there in dropzone.com. Over there the truth is manipulated and
monitored by (my yuppie friends). Gawd bless them. I love them.

however,,, even, for what, or any reason, yal bash pappy. HE is the
"truth" in rec.dot. As my "real" preacher daddy's newspaper sed: "the
truth shall set you free"

I love yall,,, I love pappy.. i love da pig named Davey.. i love a
Clown with more broken bones than me. He knows who he is.

Puck da rookies, hehehehehe,,, if dey aint got enough balls to walk off
dar dropzone- dey dont deserve the truth..


pappy does it in "his" way.

Does he lie? uhmmm,, yes,, does he tell the trhth? yes

look at that sunset,, aint i t nice?

ps , davey the pig -- sed he quit this newsgroup because its dead.



19 Sep 2005 21:21:27
chuck
Re: Snuff's new Last Will and Testament


peanut4040 wrote:
> chuck wrote:
> > Being related to your Pappy has caused you some memory loss Nutman. I
> > aint Navy and don't have the Pinocchio syndrome. Aint got no business
> > there (Gitmo), the good Chuck just passes out bibles and such.
>
> ahh fuck my memory,, I've been here 8 years. Crashed and burned my last
> canpy swwop on the last ride to get on the ground to avoid some
> rookieis. memory is so short. .. embarasshed,,shamed-- but I'm
> buying a new TRI (big boy rig) by next season. I WILL not QUIT-- I'm
> here for LIFE.
>
> WELL honesty n the long run policy --has ALWAYS proved the best policy.
> HOWEVER,, some lies, white lies,, mixed with pure bullshit,, has
> always proved teh best policy SOME times also.. in respect to pappy.
>
> I'm a human being. I like to read the fantasy.. I like to read teh
> truth,, I like to try and figure out the truth, from the lies that
> people tell. From everyone here, I can tell what the truth is. Let
> that sink in. --- I can get the truth here. I can't get the truth
> over there in dropzone.com. Over there the truth is manipulated and
> monitored by (my yuppie friends). Gawd bless them. I love them.
>
> however,,, even, for what, or any reason, yal bash pappy. HE is the
> "truth" in rec.dot. As my "real" preacher daddy's newspaper sed: "the
> truth shall set you free"
>
> I love yall,,, I love pappy.. i love da pig named Davey.. i love a
> Clown with more broken bones than me. He knows who he is.
>
> Puck da rookies, hehehehehe,,, if dey aint got enough balls to walk off
> dar dropzone- dey dont deserve the truth..
>
>
> pappy does it in "his" way.
>
> Does he lie? uhmmm,, yes,, does he tell the trhth? yes
>
> look at that sunset,, aint i t nice?
>
> ps , davey the pig -- sed he quit this newsgroup because its dead.

Just another "oxydavid."



21 Sep 2005 12:54:39
the unknown flailer
Re: Snuff's new Last Will and Testament


chuck wrote:
> peanut4040 wrote:
> > chuck wrote:
> > > Being related to your Pappy has caused you some memory loss Nutman. I
> > > aint Navy and don't have the Pinocchio syndrome. Aint got no business
> > > there (Gitmo), the good Chuck just passes out bibles and such.
> >
> > ahh fuck my memory,, I've been here 8 years. Crashed and burned my last
> > canpy swwop on the last ride to get on the ground to avoid some
> > rookieis. memory is so short. .. embarasshed,,shamed-- but I'm
> > buying a new TRI (big boy rig) by next season. I WILL not QUIT-- I'm
> > here for LIFE.
> >
> > WELL honesty n the long run policy --has ALWAYS proved the best policy.
> > HOWEVER,, some lies, white lies,, mixed with pure bullshit,, has
> > always proved teh best policy SOME times also.. in respect to pappy.
> >
> > I'm a human being. I like to read the fantasy.. I like to read teh
> > truth,, I like to try and figure out the truth, from the lies that
> > people tell. From everyone here, I can tell what the truth is. Let
> > that sink in. --- I can get the truth here. I can't get the truth
> > over there in dropzone.com. Over there the truth is manipulated and
> > monitored by (my yuppie friends). Gawd bless them. I love them.
> >
> > however,,, even, for what, or any reason, yal bash pappy. HE is the
> > "truth" in rec.dot. As my "real" preacher daddy's newspaper sed: "the
> > truth shall set you free"
> >
> > I love yall,,, I love pappy.. i love da pig named Davey.. i love a
> > Clown with more broken bones than me. He knows who he is.
> >
> > Puck da rookies, hehehehehe,,, if dey aint got enough balls to walk off
> > dar dropzone- dey dont deserve the truth..
> >
> >
> > pappy does it in "his" way.
> >
> > Does he lie? uhmmm,, yes,, does he tell the trhth? yes
> >
> > look at that sunset,, aint i t nice?
> >
> > ps , davey the pig -- sed he quit this newsgroup because its dead.
>
> Just another "oxydavid."

tsk tsk tsk yer just bitter Chuck....ya kin't tell a sea story worth a
shit for one thing......Soooo all you do is sit around and bitch about
mine.

bitter bitter bitter tsk tsk tsk and blaming yer frap in on rookies
instead of old age and poor eye hand coordination, not to mention
gettin fatter as you age---Wayyyyyyyy skygoddy P.S. Low man has the
right of way, see how juvinle blaming others for yer own poor canopy
control is? tsk tsk tsk ;)P



21 Sep 2005 13:17:25
chuck
Re: Snuff's new Last Will and Testament

Thought you evacuated to Huston. Your reading comprehension is a bit
off again, Peanut said the crash and burn shit, not me. Get your water
wings out of the closet!



21 Sep 2005 13:23:00
the unknown flailer
Re: Snuff's new Last Will and Testament


chuck wrote:
> Thought you evacuated to Huston. Your reading comprehension is a bit
> off again, Peanut said the crash and burn shit, not me. Get your water
> wings out of the closet!


Nope been over in Lousiana for a week, came back in case I gotta shoot
looters coming out of Houston...Not going to shit down my well or steal
firewood I Guarntee